who will film my life?Oh! Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test... Edward D. Wood, Jr.Your film will be 49% romantic, 28% comedy, 33% complex plot, and a $ 25 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.
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posted by PaulW (Wed May 13 09, 11:41PM)
Just sign me up for a few film classes at UCF, hand me a digital camcorder like they used to film Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and get Lindsay Lohan signed up to play you, and BLAMMO! Massive lawsuits.
posted by MaryAnn (Wed May 13 09, 11:49PM)
No, Gillian Anderson must play me. Or Lucy Lawless. Or some unholy Frankensteinian amalgam of the two. That would be awesome.
posted by PaulW (Wed May 13 09, 11:56PM)
I'm afraid I can only afford Lindsay Lohan on the budget. Besides, she needs the work. Maaaaybe I could get Amber Tamblyn. I *could* ask an old friend from high school to audition for the role...
posted by markyd (Thu May 14 09, 8:59AM)
Sofia Coppola? That's an odd choice.
"Your film will be 58% romantic, 27% comedy, 26% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget."
What is this crap? Since when was I a romantic? I hate Rom-coms! Where's the action? Where's the budget FOR said action? I guess I live a boring life.
posted by Anne-Kari (Thu May 14 09, 9:15AM)
Hmm, I got James Brooks. Not sure how I feel about that...
posted by Tonio Kruger (Thu May 14 09, 10:12AM)
I got Sofia Coppola too. I suppose that's better than getting George Romero or David Lynch but still...
I was hoping for Busby Berkeley. ;-)
posted by Cate (Thu May 14 09, 10:58AM)
I got Ed Wood, too. Very slightly different percentages, and $3 million more in the budget.
posted by Bill (Thu May 14 09, 12:50PM)
David Lynch.
Your film will be 43% romantic, 40% comedy, 43% complex plot, and a $ 37 million budget.
Eh. At least it wasn't Harmony Korine.
posted by PaulW (Thu May 14 09, 1:02PM)
Scene from Flick Filosopher: The Reckoning
posted by hdj (Thu May 14 09, 4:01PM)
I got Akira Kurosawa! 45 mill Budget! ITs gunna be EPIC!
posted by bronxbee (Thu May 14 09, 6:22PM)
i got Cameron Crowe, which is pretty cool... but Kathy Bates will have to play me if i can't play myself. either that or Queen Latifah!
posted by Saladinho (Thu May 14 09, 11:11PM)
I got Ed Wood too. I think if you laugh in disbelief if someone's trying to dump you, he's the go to guy. Heh.
posted by PaulW (Fri May 15 09, 7:46AM)
Oh. And exploding penguins. My Flick Filosopher bio-epic can't be complete without exploding penguins.
posted by Malcolm (UK) (Sun May 17 09, 6:27AM)
I got Ingmar Bergman - My life is a swedish existentialists dream movie. Help