the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Heaven's Gym - Inspiration’
Jesus loves you, but he thinks you’re kinda flabby, and not very limber:
Welcome to Heaven’s Gym! Each of us needs some INSPIRATION to kick start some new healthy lifestyle practices. The Word of God is going to be our INSPIRATION for this workout, and it will provide all we need to take it to the limit physically and spiritually. In this program you’ll be physically challenged, mentally stimulated and spiritually motivated. This beginner’s stretch workout will nourish your spirit in God’s word while helping you: Increase flexibility Reduce stress Improve your circulation Heaven’s Gym is here to help you grow physically, mentally and spiritually. Enjoy the journey!
There’s a whole series of these “Christian-inspired workouts”! There’s also Power, Reflection, Outlook, Hope, Focus, and Courage. I didn’t know you could exercise to improve your “courage” or “reflection,” but these are the things I’m missing out on as an atheist.
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posted by bronxbee (Tue Jul 07 09, 11:40AM)
obviously, the type of Christian soldiers these dvds are trying to create don't need to know the rules of grammar and punctuation! perhaps those are the devil's tools -- only used by them readers.
posted by nerdycellist (Tue Jul 07 09, 12:17PM)
I bet this is yoga for "christians" who believe doing actual yoga poses will turn them into Hindus.
posted by Gia (Tue Jul 07 09, 9:43PM)
...the blonde woman on the right is terrifyingly reminiscent of the creepy reverend's wife on True Blood.