retro trailer: ‘First Spaceship on Venus’

You are there! as the narrator deploys bombastic imploraments to get your ass into a movie seat.

They let a girl on the spaceship? Well, I guess someone had to cook and mend the real astronauts’ spacesuits. Venus looks kinda like a big ol’ mess, too, so maybe she could clean that up while she’s there.

(Joel and the bots had fun with this on Mystery Science Theater 3000.)

First Spaceship on Venus is is available in Region 1; it’s not available in Region 2. The Mystery Science Theater 3000 20th Anniversary Edition is also available in Region 1, but not in Region 2.