caption this! image from ‘Gamer’Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. Gamer, from the guys who gave us the Crank movies, will open on Friday without benefit of press screenings. I’ll be there, however, and will report asap afterward. In the meantime, here’s a peek:
Lionsgate tells us: GAMER is a high-concept action thriller set in a near future when gaming and entertainment have evolved into a terrifying new hybrid. Humans control other humans in mass-scale, multi-player online games: people play people...for keeps. Mind-control technology is widespread, and at the heart of the controversial games is its creator, reclusive billionaire Ken Castle. His latest brainchild, the first-person shooter game "Slayers," allows millions to act out their most savage fantasies online in front of a global audience, using real prisoners as avatars with whom they fight to the death. The film stars Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, John Leguizamo, Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges, and Kyra Sedgwick. *drool* Gerard Butler *drool* Gamer will open in the U.S. and the U.K. on September 4. Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info. Caption away... Disqus commentsblog comments powered by Disqus |
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Chris Ludacris Bridges Crank Gamer Gerard Butler John Leguizamo Kyra Sedgwick Lionsgate Michael C Hall related· Man on a Ledge (review) · Gamer (review) · question of the day: What do you think of the Golden Globe winners? · The Spy Next Door (review) · my week at the movies: ‘The Spy Next Door,’ ‘Leap Year,’ ‘Daybreakers’ · trailer break: ‘Gamer’ · Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (trailer) · September 4: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings · trailer break: ‘Law Abiding Citizen’ · Killer Elite (review) bloggyprevious post: watch it: “Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?” next post: my week at the movies: ‘Extract,’ ‘An Education,’ ‘Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs,’ ‘All About Steve,’ ‘Disgrace,’ ‘Gamer’ |










pre-Disqus comments
posted by the rook (Wed Sep 02 09, 8:10PM)
since jokes about how bad los angeles traffic would be just so obvious...
"i really have to get the right side rearview mirror control fixed!"
posted by Lanna Lee Maheux-Quinn (Wed Sep 02 09, 9:44PM)
Where's. My. Ketchup.
posted by bronxbee (Wed Sep 02 09, 11:44PM)
Excuse me, but I believe you have my FUCKING stapler!
posted by Bill (Thu Sep 03 09, 3:03AM)
Up up down down left right left right b a select start! Ok, now let's go get that fucking spread gun.
posted by A. (Thu Sep 03 09, 6:40AM)
My beard is thick,
my car is potent
my hair is short
my teeth are rotten
my gun is a dick
I'm Gerald Buttler!
posted by Andy (Thu Sep 03 09, 6:57AM)
Hope I remembered to turn the safety off!
posted by amanohyo (Thu Sep 03 09, 8:36AM)
Tell me my American accent is unconvincing one more time.
OR
Get in mah bellah if y'want to live.
posted by Marshall (Thu Sep 03 09, 10:11AM)
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!
posted by Lisa (Thu Sep 03 09, 10:43AM)
How you doin'?
posted by Brian (Thu Sep 03 09, 11:28AM)
"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets . . ."
posted by Chris Beaubien (Thu Sep 03 09, 4:03PM)
"Let's see that waskly wabbit bounce back from THIS! A-hahahaha!"
posted by Mathias (Thu Sep 03 09, 4:20PM)
This is what happens when you don't use your turn signals.
posted by Kate (Thu Sep 03 09, 6:20PM)
"I'm going to introduce her to the hammer. And this is not the hammer... The hammer is my penis ..."
posted by bzero (Thu Sep 03 09, 10:04PM)
@bill *chuckle*
posted by Muzz (Fri Sep 04 09, 12:02AM)
Lesser apes frequently mistake what they see in mirrors for the real thing.
posted by Grinebiter (Fri Sep 04 09, 5:36AM)
No, I'm not going to do a public service advertisement for the dangers of texting at the wheel.
posted by Bill (Fri Sep 04 09, 6:35AM)
@bzero - glad somebody got that:)
posted by allochthon (Thu Sep 10 09, 5:13PM)
"Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"