trailer break: ‘I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell’ redband trailer

I may regret my little foray into the mind of Tucker Max. Oh, I don’t mean that I’ll regret all the little Tucker Max fanboys coming out of the woodwork to attack me for daring to have opinions to go with my tits. I mean that I’m getting the feeling that I’m never going to be able to unwatch this movie after I’ve watched it -- which I will do this evening -- and that I’m going to wish I could.

I wish I understood guys like Tucker Max, and those who enjoy this shit. Well, no, I don’t really wish that, but look: I’m mystified. There’s nothing wrong with sex. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying other people’s bodies. I just don’t understand why guys like Max and his devotees believe a woman’s body starts south of her head. Why don’t they just get themselves a Real Doll and save themselves the whole lotta hassle that comes with a female who has a mouth that does something other than suck dick?

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell opens in the U.S. on September 25; no U.K. release date has been announced.