caption this! image from ‘Saw VI’

Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.

Saw VI -- why does it feel like Saw XI? -- will open on Friday without benefit of critics’ screenings. I know, shocking, right? Still, it’s not like we can’t guess that it’s gonna be just more of the same:

Lionsgate tells us about the flick:

Special Agent Strahm is dead, and Detective Hoffman has emerged as the unchallenged successor to Jigsaw's legacy. However, when the FBI draws closer to Hoffman, he is forced to set a game into motion, and Jigsaw's grand scheme is finally understood.

Yeah, but not so understood that we won’t be getting Saw VII next Halloween.

Saw VI opens in the U.S. and the U.K. on October 23.

Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.

Caption away...

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posted by Martin (Wed Oct 21 09, 4:44PM)

Orin Scrivello's methods seemed unorthodox but he never charged too much and he was always happy to see his vic... I mean, patients.

posted by Accounting Ninja (Wed Oct 21 09, 4:47PM)

"Why didn't I spring for the premium dental plan? WHYYYY?!"

posted by Paul (Wed Oct 21 09, 5:43PM)

@Ninja: Okay, that might as well wrap up the thread. I can't imagine anyone coming up with something funnier than that.

posted by Tony (Wed Oct 21 09, 8:07PM)

"They said this would block the alien's brain ray..."

posted by Bobbo (Wed Oct 21 09, 8:19PM)

"OH GOD NO, ANYTHING BUT SAW V!"

posted by Cloudy (Wed Oct 21 09, 9:06PM)

Look closer, dammit! On my tongue! It's one of those little sore spots! I gotta lay off the orange juice!

posted by Tonio Kruger (Thu Oct 22 09, 1:46AM)

"All right already! I'll blog about the fourth season of Heroes!"

posted by Andy (Thu Oct 22 09, 5:55AM)

Naomi Campbell’s attempts to model this seasons must have head wear doesn’t go as planned.

posted by Jurgan (Thu Oct 22 09, 8:41AM)

"Stop, stop, I beg you!"

[Beethoven's Ninth plays in the background]

posted by Michael (Thu Oct 22 09, 11:57AM)

The initial designs for Apple's revolutionary new iHead were a mixed bag at best.

posted by JoshDM (Thu Oct 22 09, 1:35PM)

The new fluffers were always a little timid when first meeting Richard "Blurry" Johnson.

posted by Jester (Fri Oct 23 09, 2:47AM)

All right, all right, all right! I'll write a good review of it! Just please! Make it stop!

posted by JoshDM (Fri Oct 23 09, 2:52PM)

@hilma
What the sh!t was that link? It's like someone reviewed the movie in Swahili and then translated it to English through babelfish.

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Wed Oct 21 09, 4:03PM

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