caption this! image from ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. OMG OMG OMG New Moon is gonna be here next week OMG OMG OMG:
What’s it all about? Following Bella Swan's ill-fated 18th birthday party, Edward Cullen and his family abandon the town of Forks, Washington, in an effort to protect her from the dangers inherent in their world. As the heartbroken Bella sleepwalks through her senior year of high school, numb and alone, she discovers Edward's image comes to her whenever she puts herself in jeopardy. Her desire to be with him at any cost leads her to take greater and greater risks. It’s gonna be so sad, I just know it... The Twilight Saga: New Moon opens on November 20 in the U.S. and the U.K. Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info. Caption away... Disqus commentsblog comments powered by Disqus |
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posted by doa766 (Wed Nov 11 09, 6:10PM)
"hey Kristen, did you now that the actress that plays your Bella's friend Angela posed naked for Peta? maybe you should do it too, you know, for the animals"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/09/christian-serratos-naked_n_351096.html
posted by amanohyo (Wed Nov 11 09, 6:17PM)
"Jacob, your Grandma just called and said yuppie vampire playtime is over and it's time to go home."
and/or
"Daaaad, I told you not to come into the living room until the seance was over! You're totally embarrassing me!"
and/or
"Sorry sweetie, I didn't know you kids were still down there; I'm just gonna grab some soda for Timmy's soccer game, and then I'll be out of your way...try to keep the blood off the carpet honey... and I wish you wouldn't waste all our candles like that, you know how hard it is to get wax off the hardwood floor...remember to put those flowers in some water when you're done before they dry up and leave a mess."
"Moooom!"
posted by Cate (Wed Nov 11 09, 6:53PM)
Before I touch this fake blood stuff, my makeup looks okay, right? Pale, but not too pancakey? Just enough eyeliner?
posted by Chantal (Wed Nov 11 09, 7:04PM)
Bella: You know I'm bleeding right? and...like...I'm frozen here in this photo...can someone help me?
Carlisle: I would but some stupid person took the photo while I was *just* about to help. Oh well. I'll just let you bleed to death.
posted by CB (Wed Nov 11 09, 7:08PM)
Chris Hansen: You don't honestly expect me to believe that you had to bring this girl into your house, rather than your clinic, to treat her injuries, do you?
posted by Sarah (Wed Nov 11 09, 8:01PM)
Jeanette, this is the third time I'm cleaning this corn syrup up. You can't use his remote control anymore.
posted by Alli (Wed Nov 11 09, 10:14PM)
Bella, seriously. Is all this worth it for a 100-year-old virgin?
posted by Shaun (Thu Nov 12 09, 12:07AM)
Out now: The Posable life size Edward mannequin. 12 points of articulation and 4 extra man-scarves included!
Coming soon: Edward mannequin cleaning bleach; Keep your vampire pearly white for longer!
posted by Tonio Kruger (Thu Nov 12 09, 1:40AM)
"Daaad! You wait till now to tell me I'm a hemophiliac?!"
Or
"Dad! I swear me and Edward don't know anyone named Buffy Summers. Just tell her to come back later."