the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Sex Trek - Welcome To The Starship Intercourse’
A brief list of all the Star Trek phrases, terms, and dialogue that are funnier if you think like a horny 12-year-old boy or a hornier 27-year-old fan-fiction-writing girl... no pornification required! captain’s log Feel free to add your own: it’s fun! support
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posted by C David Dent (Tue Dec 08 09, 10:48AM)
"Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Prostitute!"
posted by Kenny (Tue Dec 08 09, 10:53AM)
Haha... I think the cover might not be appropriate, given that all the sexual tension in the original series was between Spock Kirk and McCoy.
posted by Kenny (Tue Dec 08 09, 10:55AM)
Also, dammit! Silver bikinis do not equal alien sex idols. A horny 12 year old really could do better.
posted by pjowens75 (Tue Dec 08 09, 11:35AM)
How could you leave out Scotty's famous "But, Captain, I'm giving her all she's got!"
posted by Drave (Tue Dec 08 09, 11:40AM)
Ever heard the Sexy Data Tango? It's about the Next Generation episode where Data gets laid, and it has some of the dirtiest technobabble you'll ever hear.
posted by nerdycellist (Tue Dec 08 09, 11:40AM)
I think Voltaire (not that Voltaire) gathered all the sophomoric dirty ST imagery together in his seminal "Sexy Data Tango".
Fully functional and anatomically correct, indeed.
posted by MaryAnn (Tue Dec 08 09, 11:43AM)
What episode was that in? :->
posted by Orangutan (Tue Dec 08 09, 3:50PM)
You all might find this amusing, then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY
I love that song, and am compelled to post it here so others may enjoy it. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYrlt3CyaE
posted by PaulW (Tue Dec 08 09, 3:56PM)
What about that Risian statue that you put on display to ahem attract attention?
posted by Tonio Kruger (Tue Dec 08 09, 9:47PM)
At the very least they have to be gold...
posted by Kenny (Wed Dec 09 09, 9:30AM)
Or yellow with a bit of glitter if you're on a budget.
posted by Patrick (Fri Dec 11 09, 3:33PM)
Actually, "The Sexy Data Tango" can be topped in filthiness with the TNG Raps by 'Those Aren't Muskets' (a reference to the TNG episode, "Hide & Q").
All I'll say is that it is DEFINITELY *NOT* work safe.