caption this! image from ‘The Book of Eli’Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. All we are is dust in the wind:
Warner Bros. tells us about the film: In the not-too-distant future, some 30 years after the final war, a solitary man walks across the wasteland that was once America. Empty cities, broken highways, seared earth--all around him, the marks of catastrophic destruction. There is no civilization here, no law. The roads belong to gangs that would murder a man for his shoes, an ounce of water...or for nothing at all. So what the hell is the “hope” that Eli carries? If it’s, like, the freakin’ FEMA survival guide, I’m gonna riot. The Book of Eli opens in the U.S. and the U.K. on January 15, 2010. Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info. Caption away... Disqus commentsblog comments powered by Disqus |
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pre-Disqus comments
posted by Muzz (Thu Dec 24 09, 1:53AM)
"Stop praying dammit. I lit the fire the mundane way already"
posted by William Goss (Thu Dec 24 09, 12:00PM)
"I already told you, Eli: girls don't fart."
posted by Orangutan (Thu Dec 24 09, 1:19PM)
"I thought YOU were getting the marshmallows..."
posted by Brian (Sat Dec 26 09, 1:11PM)
"You see, child, in the old days light had more frequencies. We called it 'color.'"
posted by Jester (Sun Dec 27 09, 3:57AM)
"There's some lovely filth over here..."
posted by amanohyo (Mon Dec 28 09, 11:01AM)
"You're too young to remember the Abercrombie Bauer War. It left our land scarred beyond recognition. This Fall Catalog is all that remains... if it falls into the hands of the Old Navy Empire, they will use it to design Cargo Pants of unimaginably terrifying comfort and value."
posted by Tonio Kruger (Mon Dec 28 09, 11:32AM)
"Sorry, River, but I'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else."
posted by Nathan (Mon Dec 28 09, 9:40PM)
"This is The Road by Cormac McCarthy and we're going to make it marketable if it's the last thing we do."