question of the weekend: What’s the most memorable Christmas gift you’ve ever received?

A not-so-simple question to contemplate this long holiday weekend: What’s the most memorable Christmas gift you’ve ever received?

If you don’t celebrate Christmas, consider a gift received on another occasion. And take “memorable” however you like: best, worst, weirdest, smallest, biggest... whatever.

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