“Bella, the only thing that can hurt me is you.”
--Edward (Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

“I’m not good. I used to be.”
--Jacob (Taylor Lautner), The Twilight Saga: New Moon

“Bella, werewolves are not good company to keep.”
--Alice (Ashley Greene), The Twilight Saga: New Moon (though she pronounces it like werewolfs)

“I loved him so much I didn’t even realize I had a meth problem.”
--Doris (Connie Britton), Women in Trouble

“It looks like the neutrinos coming from the sun have mutated into a new kind of nuclear particle.”
--scientist, 2012

“The director of the Louvre is not an enemy of humanity!”
--Adrian Helmsley (Chiwetel Ejiofor), 2012

“Our culture is our soul and that’s not dying tonight.”
--Adrian Helmsley (Chiwetel Ejiofor), 2012

“Peace, they say, is the enemy of memory.”
--Dad (Billy Connolly), The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

“If you keep acting like a bitch, someone’s gonna fuck that pussy in your face.”
--Tucker (Matt Czuchry), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

“I want to shoot every one one of the bitches.”
--Drew (Jesse Bradford), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

“In the schoolyard, a Don Ready is a euphemism for a hard-on.”
--Brent Gage (David Koechner), The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

“Was it a hate crime or a freedom crime?”
--Brent Gage (David Koechner), The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

“She was a blond...”
--Duke (Channing Tatum), about the Baroness, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

“Do it. You already killed me once.”
--Baroness (Sienna Miller), G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

“Spooning is nice.”
--Jenny (Jennifer Garner)
“Yeah, but not as nice as forking.”
--Connor (Matthew McConaughey)
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

“My daddy always tells me nothing good happens after 10pm, it’s gotta be damn near 2am now.”
--Harvey (Terrence Howard), Fighting

“I’m too straight to be gay.”
--Nick (Eric Christian Olsen), Fired Up!

“I might be drunk but at least I know what the truth is.”
--Alex (Arielle Kebbel), The Uninvited

“Excuse me -- I’m not the one who saw our dead mother point the finger at Dad’s creepy girlfriend.”
--Alex (Arielle Kebbel), The Uninvited

“Don’t worry, I’ll edit out the sweaty parts.”
--Mom Blart (Shirley Knight), about a video of her son, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

“We’ve got him trapped in Rainforest Cafe.”
--bad guy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

“It has fallen upon you to end what began in Auschwitz.”
--Sofi Kozma (Jane Alexander), The Unborn

“You have been dead until now.”
--wedding planner (Candice Bergen), on life prior to one’s wedding, Bride Wars

“Your wedding better watch it!”
--Liv (Kate Hudson), to her best friend on the occasion of her nuptials, Bride Wars