NBC’s business plan: burn money, then burn more money
Item: NBC will pay Conan O’Brien a severance of $40 million-- no, wait, maybe it’s $45 million. Well, some of the dough will go to O’Brien’s laid-off staffers, but still: that’s a ton of money to not work. Item: NBC is going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars broadcasting the Winter Olympics next month. This is funny because: Funny like you wanna cry, actually. It looks like NBC is no different from Goldman Sachs or Citibank: If you’re in charge at NBC, there’s just no way you can fuck up so badly that you’ll lose your job. Sharon Waxman at TheWrap summarizes the magic that is Jeff Zucker: He’d been regarded as an executive who, after succeeding at the "Today" show, had been promoted, failed and continued to fail upward in that signature way that smart, savvy executives do. For a more succinct wrapup, see Adam Sandler explain what NBC really stands for. Though honestly, Sandler’s being unfair to a part of the female body I bet he likes quite a lot. Disqus commentsblog comments powered by Disqus |
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posted by Ken Patterson (Thu Jan 21 10, 4:06PM)
Yeah, but there's no "D" (or "A", or "SH") in NBC. You can only go with what you're given...
posted by MaryAnn (Thu Jan 21 10, 4:53PM)
He could have said, "Nothing But Cretins."
posted by Lisa (Thu Jan 21 10, 5:45PM)
can they fire him before Tennant starts working there?