caption this! image from ‘The Crazies’
Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
Fill ’er, sir?:
Overture Films tells us about the movie:
Imagine living in a small town where everything is safe and happy…until suddenly it isn’t. Imagine your friends and neighbors going quickly and horrifically insane. In a terrifying tale of the “American Dream” gone horribly wrong, four friends find themselves trapped in their hometown in The Crazies, a reinvention of the George Romero classic directed by Breck Eisner from a screenplay by Ray Wright (Pulse, Case 39) and Scott Kosar (The Amityville Horror, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre).David Dutten (Timothy Olyphant) is sheriff of Ogden Marsh, a picture-perfect American town with happy, law-abiding citizens. But one night, one of them comes to a school baseball game with a loaded shotgun, ready to kill. Another man burns down his own house…after locking his wife and young son in a closet inside. Within days, the town has transformed into a sickening asylum; people who days ago lived quiet, unremarkable lives have now become depraved, blood-thirsty killers, hiding in the darkness with guns and knives. Sheriff Dutten tries to make sense of what’s happening as the horrific, nonsensical violence escalates. Something is infecting the citizens of Ogden Marsh…with insanity.
The Crazies opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on February 26.
Visit The Crazies’ IMDB page or official site for more info. Or watch the trailer here at FlickFilosopher.com.
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comments
posted by Vardulon (Wed Feb 03 10, 6:27PM)
"Fine - You can have your Squeegee back!"
posted by Hank Graham (Wed Feb 03 10, 6:40PM)
"So you're saying you don't give green stamps?"
posted by amanohyo (Wed Feb 03 10, 6:47PM)
"Killer hoody, man! The orange really brings out your eye."
(feel free to replace the comma with a hyphen)
"If you look to your left, you'll see a male Zombo Habilis, the first species of zombie to make use of primitive tools."
"Members of our new high deductable health insurance plan are encouraged to perform minor surgical procedures on themselves."
"Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless."
posted by funWithHeadlines (Wed Feb 03 10, 6:58PM)
"What exactly do you mean by 'check MY oil?'"
posted by Cyndy (Wed Feb 03 10, 7:54PM)
"You gotta purdy mouth."
posted by JSW (Wed Feb 03 10, 8:32PM)
"Excuse me sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"
posted by ZACK (Wed Feb 03 10, 9:15PM)
ANAL SEX you gonna gets it
posted by Kenny (Wed Feb 03 10, 10:34PM)
COPS! It's what's for dinner!
posted by Spaniard (Wed Feb 03 10, 11:26PM)
Will you go to the prom with me?
posted by Paul (Thu Feb 04 10, 4:16AM)
You're way too obvious. You must be a good guy.
posted by Dokeo (Thu Feb 04 10, 9:01AM)
Trust the Gorton's Fisherman!
posted by PaulW (Thu Feb 04 10, 9:57AM)
Asking for directions to Miller's Grove? Sure, buddy, just take a left over at BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSSSS...
posted by headneep (Thu Feb 04 10, 12:49PM)
"No thanks. I don't want my windshield scraped off."
posted by Kevin (Thu Feb 04 10, 4:42PM)
"Do you love me?"
"Well, I don't rightly know, sir, I--"
"Make an assessment!"
posted by CB (Thu Feb 04 10, 6:03PM)
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+--- Mighty Boosh quotes for the win.
posted by TommyB (Fri Feb 05 10, 5:33AM)
1. "What do you mean, you don't care about organ donor cards?"
2. "A manicure? No thanks, I just had one!"
posted by Kenny (Fri Feb 05 10, 7:46AM)
-Do you like my carrot officer?
-Indeed I do! It's very pointy. Is that ketchup? MMmmm... Give us a lick.