the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Too Much for TV: Hot Milf Secretaries’

I think you need to set some limits to your topic for this feature because it's way too easy to pick the pr0no of the week and go with that.

What Josh said.

Also, while I understand it's still underway, consistent tagging of similar-topic'd posts helps.

This one is currently just tagged
Charlie Laine | Too Much for TV Hot Milf Secretaries

You should also add a consistent tag like "OH-NO OF THE WEEK" to help group these.

"What are we going to call the new DVD, Joe?"

"Well, let's see. What Google search terms do people use most when looking for porn, Steve?"

"Hmm . . . looks like we have, 'hot,' 'MILF,' 'Secretaries,' and 'Too much for TV.' "

"Joe, you've done it! Is there any way we can get 'barely legal' in there somewhere?"

"Can you be both 'barely legal' and a 'MILF?' "

"Well, technically, yes . . . but you've got a point, Joe. We'll save that one for next time."

Why are you even trying to take porn seriously?

Porn plots (everybody's horny!) are nonsensical. Porn characters (hot office workers) are designed solely for getting it on. Porn scenery (you can do WHAT with a red stapler?) fulfills certain fetishes. That's all. There hasn't been an honest porn movie since... hmmm, do French erotic thrillers from the mid-80s count? Best thing to do is ignore this drivel.

Worry more about really bad 'traditional' films that make it onto the cable channels every other week. Like "Mansquito" or "Uwe Boll's Two Gentlemen of Verona" (shudder)

Do you have to be an actual mother to be a MILF? I'm not sure the MILF to mom ratio in the porn world is exactly even.

Am I the only person here who doesn't know what MILF stands for?

And I've always wondered how many porn stars admit to their parents what they do for a living.

@Paul
Haven't you seen American Pie? MILF stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Get it? Stifler's mom was so hot.

Ah, I get it. No, I never got around to seeing it. Maybe it came out when I was in my morbid period and I only watched stuff like "Six Feet Under" and "Dead Like Me." Or my broke period when I had to be very picky about my movies and, alas, use the library instead of bookstores. Or maybe because I don't remember any advertising that appealed to me.

I'd be all over a Barney Easter DVD; kids programming + religious holiday = woo. Handy Manny's Passover Special.

Also, that's the idea behind tagging - proper categorization without having to explicitly create categories (doing it "the wiki way"!). It only works if it's done correctly and consistently. The easiest way to categorize by tagging is to assign the broadest tags first, then determine just how in-depth you want to make them. I don't think you'll have too many posts tagged "Charlie Laine" or "Too Hot for TV Milf" etc.

Haven't you seen American Pie?

No. Though I always found it interesting that that movie's biggest fan in my neck of the woods was a older woman who was a divorced single mom.

Anyway, I always preferred the song of the same name.

MILF stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Well, aren't most mothers women that someone wanted to fuck at one time or another? Or has there been a rash of virgin births that I'm unaware of?

(So that explains that big glowing star in the East a few years back!)

Seriously, I always thought MILF ranked right up there with "baby momma" and "baby daddy" as one of the stupider neologisms of the English language. But obviously no one who uses that word cares what I think...

Tonio, I'm in complete agreement with you on this one. In fact, I feel just a tiny bit stupider every time I read or hear anyone use the term "MILF." The only worthwhile thing that ever came from it, to the best of my knowledge, was a surprisingly effective political joke that had me laughing for several minutes the first time I heard of it.