trailer break: ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
Take a break from work: watch a trailer...
Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!
please subscribe at $1 per month... cheap!
(and eliminate forever ads like the one that used to be here)
(and eliminate forever ads like the one that used to be here)
Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! Whatisface promises to love Whatserface every moment forever!
Oh no oh no oh no oh no! The Vulturi don’t give second chances!
Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! Whatiswerewolf face wants her to pick him instead! Cuz he might be better for her than that other guy is! But the other guy will protect her no matter what!
I think I might actually die right now.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse opens in the U.S. and Canada on June 30, and in the U.K. on July 9.
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posted by Keith (Fri Mar 12 10, 1:51PM)
That would save you the trouble of seeing the movie and then trying to decide if you should kill yourself before or after writing the review.
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posted by Drave (Fri Mar 12 10, 1:56PM)
Is it just me, or did young mister Lautner totally botch the line reading of his one not-quite-horrible (almost clever but still pretty bad) line? "Until your heart stops beating" could have been a decent line, but I think the intended subtext went right over his head.
I don't know why I keep seeing these terrible movies. They are like sparkly train wrecks.
Vampire Tori Amos has mad hops, though, and that's pretty entertaining to me. Our technology has come a long way in the field of making people leap really far.
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posted by Bzero (Fri Mar 12 10, 2:03PM)
That blurb should totally go on the movie poster. B)
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posted by Christine (Fri Mar 12 10, 2:44PM)
There is more nuance and pathos on Dark Shadows. Also a plus, Quentin doesn't fall in love with a baby and Barnabas doesn't sparkle.
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posted by MaryAnn (Fri Mar 12 10, 3:05PM)
Yup, that's the appeal, right there.
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posted by Alli (Fri Mar 12 10, 4:21PM)
Am I the only one who laughed at that meadow? I don't know why, but I find it hilarious. I think it's because Pattison and Stewart are trying so hard to act serious in a scene that looks like the sexual fantasy of a 13 year old girl.
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posted by MaryAnn (Fri Mar 12 10, 4:54PM)
Looks like? Is.
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posted by Kate (Sat Mar 13 10, 1:46PM)
After seeing this trailer, I joined the facebook group "Movement to Turn 'That's So Gay' into 'That's So Twilight'". Christ I'm glad I'm not a preteen girl anymore.
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posted by Dr. Rocketscience (Sun Mar 14 10, 3:14PM)
I'll be glad when these movies are completed. Not because of any strong feelings about their quality. But rather so that the excessive hyperbole and emotional response this franchise evokes from people can just fade into the cultural background.
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posted by Tony (Sun Mar 14 10, 4:24PM)
Is there a reason Jacob always has his shirt off? I mean a reason relevant to the plot?
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