watch it: “Ignore Stephen Baldwin - Restore Joss Whedon”What? Surely you cannot mean that you have not heard of the righteous effort to restore Stephen Baldwin to his proper place in Creation... and simultaneously bring some much-needed public glory to God? You see, Baldwin has been forsaken by the wicked, wicked world -- and by the godless heathens of Hollywood -- since be became a born-again Christian, and now he’s a modern-day Job who needs your money: Seriously: it makes Baby Jesus sad if you don’t give money to Stephen Baldwin. Jesus would give him money himself, except he’s totally tapped at the moment between his student loans and the damn car insurance, but he expecting a check at the end of the week, and once that clears, he’s all over restoring Stephen Baldwin. In the meantime, you can donate to Stephen Baldwin via The All That Know Him Movement, which will also answer all your questions about why Baldwin is just like Job. (via Pharyngula, the awesome blog of the awesome PZ Myers) support
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posted by Newbs (Wed Jun 02 10, 12:12AM)
Stephen Baldwin makes me vomit in my mouth. He was so fucking awesome in The Usual Suspects, it just hurts to see him brainwashed (and brainwashing others) like this.
posted by Newbs (Wed Jun 02 10, 12:16AM)
But also: hells yes. I'm so glad Whedon got The Avengers. Now he can get some Fuck You money and make a badass sci fi film about hot chicks kicking ass. Again!
posted by Frank (Wed Jun 02 10, 4:47PM)
It's good, but whoever made that video is either oblivious about Buffy the Vampire Slayer or chose to ignore it...
posted by Arco (Sun Jun 06 10, 4:56AM)
Wow every time I think I couldn't hate Stephen Baldwin's guts more, he manages to pull it off. Utterly despicable to abuse your religion to get other people to pay your bills.
And Joss Whedon is a god.
Although I do agree it's odd to mention Joss' genius and not even MENTION Buffy? I mean, come one, even if you've never seen it you can not mention the importance of Joss to geek culture and not even drop Buffy' name.
posted by CB (Mon Jun 07 10, 1:07AM)
I think not mentioning Buffy was part of the joke, like the announcer is a recent Joss fan not an old-skool one. Ties in with Angel just being in the netflix queue.
But hah, announcer-voice saying "Shit. I totally just spoiled that for some of you. My bad." is hilarious.