the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘How to Give an Angel Card Reading’
There’s no description at Amazon of what this DVD offers. I guess if it’s meant for you, you’d already know what “angel cards” are, or what can be read into them or out of them. I suppose that tarot cards are evil, and angel cards are an acceptable alternative. But when I Googled Doreen Virtue -- ya think that’s her real name? -- I found a treasure trove of wonder and idiocy. From her site, AngelTherapy.com: Angel Therapy is a non-denominational spiritual healing method that involves working with a person's guardian angels and archangels, to heal and harmonize every aspect of life. Angel Therapy also helps you to more clearly receive Divine Guidance from the Creator and angels. Who is Doreen Virtue that she knows these things? Doreen Virtue is a spiritual doctor of psychology and a fourth-generation metaphysician who works with the angelic, elemental, and ascended-master realms in her writings and workshops. Ah, she’s Doctor Virtue! Also: As a child, Doreen was a natural clairvoyant, seeing and conversing with what many people call “invisible friends.” Oh-kay... The FAQ is awesome. But my favorite thing of all might be today’s Daily Meditation: Give yourself healthy doses of freedom through the process of simplification, a reduction of expenditures, and a lightening of your load-of-debt ratio. Every time you pay down that credit card, an angel gets its wings. support
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posted by Bzero (Tue Jul 13 10, 1:39PM)
Ooh! I want to fight crime with the amazingly clairvoyant Doctor Virtue!
posted by Left_Wing_Fox (Tue Jul 13 10, 2:03PM)
Ah "Angel Cards", Tarot for people who don't want to consort with the Devil.
posted by CB (Tue Jul 13 10, 2:38PM)
Hey, let's see you hawk angel cards with the birth name of Lilith Sinpit!
Duh, she harmonized her life and opened herself up and then the angles told her!
posted by I_Sell_Books (Tue Jul 13 10, 5:35PM)
Sadly, she is incredibly popular. Along with Sylvia Browne. Somewhat along the lines of Thomas Kinkade "Painter of Light".
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find my eyes, for they've rolled out of my head.
posted by Dokeo (Tue Jul 13 10, 7:19PM)
Um - wtf is a "load-of-debt" ratio? Doesn't a ratio involve a comparison of two things? So, load vs. debt? Huh? Of course, her whole shtick is a load-o-something. Is there a ratio for that?
posted by Christina (Fri Jul 16 10, 1:03PM)
Non-denominational? Reminds me of the scene in THE WEST WING where the young Prez argues with his father that the Christian service is not non-denominational - it leaves out Jews and Buddhists and most of the freakin' world.
Angels are a Christian construct. Anyone who starts off a sentence with "Everyone has angels" has already excluded about three-quarters of the people in the world.
Feh, and again, feh.