wtf: ‘Clash of the Titans 2’ now definitely unavoidable

According to Collider.com, Clash of the Titans 2 opens on March 30, 2012.

So that’s it: it’s for-sure going to happen. My God.

Of course Clash of the Titans made almost half a billion dollars around the planet, but that should be considered a sign of the derangement of many people, not that they have any reasoning ability that will translate into a second visit to that trough of classical cheese. Unless they’re the some of the people you can fool all the time.

I’ll quote myself on that first film:

Somewhere, Zeus is going, “Really, humanity? I grant you free will, and this is what you do with it?”

Maybe this was the 2012 disaster the ancient Mayans were trying to warn us about...