trailer break: ‘Cars 2’

This trailer hurts so much it makes me want to cry. What possible purpose could be served by having metal vehicles go through metal detectors? (If that bit actually turns out to be a commentary on the pointlessness of security theater, I’ll eat a car. And I can safely say that because it won’t.) And great: Ass humor as a tow truck gets unexpectedly goosed by a bidet. Because that happens.

Someone please make it stop.

Cars 2 opens in the U.S. and Canada on June 24, and in the U.K. on July 22.