Footloose (trailer)

If there’s no Kenny Loggins and no Kevin Bacon, I just don’t even see the point of this movie.

Oh, wait: I just don’t even see the point of this movie, full stop.

Now, director Craig Brewer made the very intriguing Hustle & Flow and Black Snake Moan. What the heck made him graduate to this junk?

Hey, and check out the terrible poster:

Does this say “dance rebellion by sweaty sexy teenagers” to you? Does it say anything to you?

Footloose opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on October 14.