shocking news: Hollywood hates women, chases them out of TVland

I guess all those disappearing women went off to have babies at the same time. Gotta be it, right? Or else all the men in charge finally realized that, hey, it’s true: women can’t write, aren’t funny, and are always menstruating all over conference room tables. Also, it’s gross how the ladies barge in and spread their cooties around:

"Programs with at least one woman creator or writer featured more female characters than programs with no women creators or writers," it said.

See? Give the gals an inch, and they’ll take a mile. They should be happy to be writing or directing proper TV shows, shows about men. But nooooo. They have to start bringing lady shit into the shows. It’s disgusting, and can no longer be allowed.