Colombiana (terrible movie quotes)

“You must expect the unexpected -- she’s like mist under a door.” --Marco (Jordi Mollà), about Cataleya (Zoe Saldana)

“Bastard thinks I’m an idiot, playing it all mellow and shit. If he would have yelled and screamed and threatened to kill my whole family it would have been better.” --hitman Fabio (Jesse Borrego), complaining about the tone of his exit interview with boss Don Luis (Beto Benites)

Colombiana, screenwriters: Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen