The Raven (trailer)

“Excuse me, Mr. Poe, but have you written any other stories about murder and mayhem and bloody gory nastiness?”

Tee-hee!

Edgar Allan Poe solves mysteries! And he’s played by John Cusack.

I am so there for this, and it had better not suck.

Also: I think Luke Evans is my new go-to boy for being in my bunk.

Damn you, Hollywood. Damn you, James McTeigue and your V for Vendetta. You’re making me hope. You’ve long since turned me into Charlie Brown running up at Lucy with the football, and you get me every time. Please don’t pull the football away this time.