today in studio asskissing: some pictures from the new ‘Twilight’ movie

Don’t get excited: it’s not Edward. Or Jacob. It’s just some random guy reminding us that the Pacific Northwest is a hotbed of paranormal logging.

I don’t know what this movie is supposed to be about, but apparently there’s some new fad in Forks for the kids to carry one another’s shoes around:

I seriously cannot wait to laugh some more at this franchise. I don’t think that will ever get old.