question of the weekend: If you were a Muppet, which one would you be?

There are lots of Muppets personality tests online. I tried this one... and it told me I was Gonzo. I’m not sure I really feel like a Gonzo -- I certainly have no affinity for chickens beyond eating them -- but perhaps my own uncertainty about being a Gonzo is evidence enough of my Gonzo-ness.

So then I tried this one. It told me I was Miss Piggy. I don’t really feel like Miss Piggy, either. It’s true that I can be a little bossy sometimes, but I lack her fabulous fashion sense, and I don’t see how anyone can be Miss Piggy without that.

I gave it one more shot, with this one. It told me I’m Scooter.

This is when I began to doubt the scientific accuracy of these Muppet personality tests. I answered all the questions honestly. And this is how they treat me?

If you were a Muppet, which one would you be?

You don’t have to take any of those tests, of course (though do report back if you do) -- just go with what your intuition tells you.