things you need to know: American girls not yet princessy enough; more pink to be applied
America, have you noticed that your three- to twelve-year-old daughters aren’t quite as princessy as they could be? Do you secretly worry that America is falling into a “princess gap” with other nations that have their own actual, for-reals royals? Fear not! Help is at hand... if you can hang in there with your less-than-optimally pink commoner fortitude till spring. From a press release bestowed upon the kingdom this week: Julie Andrews, Target and Disney Announce First Annual National Princess Week Rest easy, America. Soon it will be even easier to nurture your daughters’ unique spirits with the purchase of a 20-oz bottle of Princess Jasmine(TM)-branded bubble bath and a set of twin-size Snow White(TM)-branded poly-cotton bedsheets. Also in the works: nationwide seminars for “aspiring” princesses on how to fool one of the world’s limited supply of authentic princes into marrying you. Sign up now at your local Target! Disqus commentsblog comments powered by Disqus |
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Fri Nov 04 11, 12:19AM categories: easter eggs permalink Disqus comments tip jarshare
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