Goon (trailer)

How does Seann William Scott have a career? This is a serious question and a great mystery to me. He’s not funny, he’s not charming, he’s not good-looking, and he appears to be only barely sentient. This was my general assessment of him before I saw this trailer... and now I don’t think quite so highly of him.

Another serious question and another great mystery: What the hell is Liev Schreiber doing here? He played Henry V, for pete’s sake.

The trailer makes me feel like I’ve been punched in the face. Do you think that’s intentional?