Kermit and Miss Piggy, now officially power couple Kermiggy

There I was just walking down the street minding my own business, whistling “Rainbow Connection,” and suddenly I was flabbergasted to realize that for all the many years -- nay, decades -- that Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have been the on-again, off-again power couple of our time, no one has ever given them a power-couple nickname. That I’m aware of, anyway.