American Reunion (aka American Pie Reunion) (trailer)

Ah, finally! A comedy about male sexual frustation, marriage as emasculation, and misogyny. Because we never see anything like that at the movies.

Men who are housewives! Women who weren’t hired for their looks! Grown men who hit on high-school supermodels! Giving someone’s dad a shot! Guys walking down the street in slo-mo! Seann William Scott being a drunken idiot!

I can’t wait.