Doctor Who thing of the day: wear the Doctor in your crotch

This pair of little boys’ smalls are probably not actually Underoos brand underpants, but, you know: it’s Doctor Who Underoos!

Such items continue to be available to this day... updated for the current Doctor, of course:

These come in a two-pack: the other pair is blue with Daleks on them. [Amazon U.K.] But I think we’d all rather have the Doctor that close, amirite?

It’s worth noting that if you’re a woman on the small side, these, which are sized for boys, might well be a comfortable fit for you. If you prefer a more feminine cut, hope over to BunnyJump’s etsy shop, where you can custom-order handmade Doctor Who panties:

A closeup of the fabric:

For everyone looking to expand their fannish wardrobe...

(If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)