question of the day: If you were stuck on a ledge, how would you waste the time?

Man on a Ledge debuted modestly in the U.S. and Canada last weekend; it opens in the U.K. this Friday (my review will be up later today, I hope). While I continue to be rather amused by the baldness of the title -- I can’t help but be reminded, and not in a good way, of Snakes on a Plane -- it seems that I’m not the only one having fun with the title. I stole today’s question from Lovefilm’s Twitter feed. (Lovefilm, in case you’re unaware, is a U.K. DVD rental-by-mail and movie-streaming service like Netflix).

The question:

If you were stuck on a ledge, how would you waste the time?

I might add: Why the heck are you on a ledge in the first place?

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