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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

Chi-Raq movie review: sex as a weapon of peace

Thu Dec 01 2016, 08:38pm | 0 comments

Bad Santa 2 movie review: been there, done that, licked the candy cane lasciviously

Thu Nov 24 2016, 02:52pm | 0 comments

Moana movie review: the hero with a thousand faces finally has a female one

Tue Nov 22 2016, 01:02pm | 7 comments

Michael Moore in TrumpLand movie review: hope and humanity in a dark hour

Mon Oct 31 2016, 08:14pm | 2 comments

Trolls movie review: you can’t stop the cute

Fri Oct 28 2016, 08:04pm | 3 comments

Keeping Up with the Joneses movie review: no, let them go

Mon Oct 24 2016, 03:52pm | 1 comment

#LFF2016: Down Under, Indivisible, Wild

Thu Sep 22 2016, 10:55pm | 0 comments

Bridget Jones’s Baby movie review: how to infantilize women

Wed Sep 14 2016, 03:11pm | 16 comments

Robinson Crusoe (aka The Wild Life) movie review: castaway… you know, for kids!

Tue Sep 06 2016, 10:18pm | 8 comments

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates movie review: a meeting of childish minds

Thu Aug 11 2016, 03:34pm | 2 comments

Suicide Squad movie review: sh*t squad

Fri Aug 05 2016, 06:30pm | 169 comments

Ice Age: Collision Course movie review: where is a mass extinction when you need one?

Mon Jul 18 2016, 02:37pm | 9 comments

Ghostbusters movie review: boo yeah!

Tue Jul 12 2016, 08:05pm | 95 comments

Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie review: grab the Bolly, darling

Fri Jul 08 2016, 03:50pm | 6 comments

The Secret Life of Pets movie review: dogs and cats living together…

Tue Jul 05 2016, 06:01pm | 3 comments

The BFG movie review: that sense of wonder where it all went wrong

Thu Jun 30 2016, 12:29pm | 3 comments

The Boss movie review: hooray for girl power (boo for nowhere near enough)

Thu Jun 09 2016, 01:51pm | 0 comments

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows movie review: shell schlock

Mon May 30 2016, 10:00pm | 87 comments

Alice Through the Looking Glass movie review: a mirror cracked

Tue May 24 2016, 09:32pm | 6 comments

The Angry Birds Movie movie review: what the shell?

Mon May 16 2016, 03:52pm | 128 comments

Bad Neighbours 2 (aka Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising) movie review: the misbehaving girls next door

Mon May 09 2016, 07:51pm | 2 comments

Florence Foster Jenkins movie review: don’t worry that it’s not good enough for anyone else to hear

Fri May 06 2016, 09:23pm | 4 comments

Ratchet & Clank movie review: wretched and junk

Thu Apr 28 2016, 12:42pm | 208 comments

A Walk in the Woods movie review: ramble on and on

Mon Apr 04 2016, 02:04pm | 7 comments

Zootropolis (aka Zootopia) movie review: creature feature

Thu Mar 24 2016, 03:14pm | 24 comments

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 movie review: prearranged marriage

Tue Mar 22 2016, 08:34pm | 1 comment

Hot Pursuit movie review: nice rack and ruin

Mon Mar 21 2016, 01:53pm | 9 comments

Huevos: Little Rooster’s Egg-Cellent Adventure (Un Gallo con Muchos Huevos) movie review: a cock and balls story

Wed Mar 16 2016, 07:37pm | 2 comments

Dope movie review: not your typical high-school comedy

Mon Mar 14 2016, 07:56pm | 0 comments

The Mermaid (Mei ren yu) movie review: the biggest movie on the planet you haven’t heard of

Fri Mar 11 2016, 07:59pm | 13 comments

Grimsby (aka The Brothers Grimsby) movie review: grim indeed

Fri Mar 04 2016, 09:04pm | 7 comments

Hail, Caesar! movie review: far from perfect, but pretty swell

Fri Mar 04 2016, 04:34pm | 1 comment

Rock the Kasbah movie review: whitemansplaining, the movie

Mon Feb 22 2016, 02:14pm | 4 comments

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie review: ironically, it has no brains

Fri Feb 19 2016, 08:02pm | 19 comments

How to Be Single movie review: more like how not to be single

Sun Feb 14 2016, 03:48pm | 5 comments

Zoolander 2 movie review: fashionably foolish

Fri Feb 12 2016, 08:09pm | 6 comments

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip movie review: born to be mild

Wed Feb 10 2016, 09:16pm | 0 comments

Where to Invade Next documentary review: finding the American dream everywhere but America

Tue Feb 09 2016, 08:33pm | 14 comments

Deadpool movie review: origin story with a potty mouth

Tue Feb 09 2016, 08:02pm | 108 comments

Oscar Nominated Live-Action Shorts (88th Academy Awards) review

Fri Jan 29 2016, 08:08pm | 5 comments

Ride Along 2 movie review: don’t get in this car

Fri Jan 22 2016, 07:23pm | 3 comments

Monkey Kingdom documentary review: growing up in the jungle

Thu Jan 21 2016, 02:16pm | 0 comments

Daddy’s Home movie review: floundering fathers

Mon Dec 21 2015, 03:45pm | 11 comments

Snoopy and Charlie Brown: The Peanuts Movie (aka The Peanuts Movie) movie review: good grief

Wed Dec 16 2015, 10:17pm | 12 comments

Sisters movie review: women are messed-up people too

Tue Dec 15 2015, 01:14pm | 8 comments

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse movie review: be prepared… to throw it in the campfire

Thu Nov 05 2015, 09:30pm | 0 comments

Tales of Halloween movie review: buckets of blood, and lots of laughs

Sun Nov 01 2015, 08:09pm | 0 comments

Goosebumps movie review: stick with the books (#LFF2015)

Wed Oct 21 2015, 06:17pm | 5 comments

Hotel Transylvania 2 movie review: check out and never return

Fri Oct 16 2015, 06:52pm | 6 comments

Pan movie review: a disaster of fantastically epic proportions

Wed Oct 14 2015, 01:14pm | 25 comments

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