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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

Sully movie review: he’s good people (and so is everyone else)

Fri Dec 02 2016, 06:24pm | 2 comments

Deepwater Horizon movie review: blood for oil

Mon Sep 26 2016, 07:42pm | 17 comments

Into the Forest movie review: end of the world, not as we’ve known it

Fri Jul 29 2016, 03:46pm | 1 comment

Independence Day: Resurgence movie review: Precis of Report on Readiness of Planet YD56201.3 to Join Galactic Alliance

Wed Jun 29 2016, 09:59pm | 16 comments

Sculpting Time: The Films of Andrei Tarkovsky movie retrospective review: tragedy, trauma, and torment, Russian-style

Fri May 20 2016, 04:57pm | 3 comments

X-Men: Apocalypse movie review: everyone knows the third movie is always the worst

Thu May 19 2016, 10:31pm | 20 comments

These Final Hours movie review: armageddon a hint of emotion

Thu May 05 2016, 09:24pm | 0 comments

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice movie review: sucker punch

Mon Mar 28 2016, 10:31pm | 307 comments

10 Cloverfield Lane movie review: the monsters women have to deal with

Thu Mar 17 2016, 11:57pm | 6 comments

London Has Fallen movie review: agitprop security theater

Wed Mar 02 2016, 02:53pm | 35 comments

The Finest Hours movie review: that sinking feeling

Fri Feb 19 2016, 02:16pm | 0 comments

Racing Extinction documentary review: the asteroid this time is humanity

Wed Feb 10 2016, 02:18pm | 40 comments

The 33 movie review: swallowed up by the earth

Wed Jan 27 2016, 05:11pm | 2 comments

The 5th Wave movie review: disaster movie, in more ways than one

Fri Jan 22 2016, 10:31pm | 6 comments

In the Heart of the Sea movie review: here be monsters (and whales)

Wed Dec 09 2015, 01:55pm | 8 comments

Sherpa documentary review: go tell it on the mountain (#LFF2015)

Wed Dec 02 2015, 05:32pm | 1 comment

High-Rise movie review: afterscape in the sky (#LFF2015)

Thu Nov 19 2015, 01:01pm | 1 comment

The Wave (Bølgen) movie review: disaster, Scandinavian style (#LFF2015)

Mon Nov 16 2015, 09:49pm | 0 comments

Goosebumps movie review: stick with the books (#LFF2015)

Wed Oct 21 2015, 06:17pm | 5 comments

The Martian movie review: life on Mars

Mon Oct 12 2015, 04:37pm | 44 comments

Containment (aka Infected) movie review: no place like home

Wed Sep 16 2015, 01:07pm | 0 comments

Everest movie review: peak experience

Mon Sep 14 2015, 04:05pm | 1 comment

Jurassic World movie review: lack of humility before blockbusters

Thu Jun 11 2015, 09:47pm | 63 comments

San Andreas movie review: 9.6 on the Ridiculous Scale

Thu May 28 2015, 12:48pm | 11 comments

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs movie review: dino crock

Tue May 19 2015, 06:27pm | 23 comments

Two by Two: Ooops… The Ark Has Gone (aka Two by Two: God’s Little Creatures, aka All Creatures Big and Small) movie review: global apocalypse, you know, for kids

Fri May 01 2015, 09:23pm | 13 comments

Exodus: Gods and Kings movie review: whites only

Wed Jan 21 2015, 02:50pm | 73 comments

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies movie review: there and back again… at last

Wed Dec 10 2014, 05:27pm | 75 comments

Interstellar movie review: trading worry for wonder

Fri Oct 31 2014, 04:28pm | 82 comments

Into the Storm movie review: all wet

Fri Aug 22 2014, 12:01am | 7 comments

Coherence movie review: night out of mind

Fri Jun 20 2014, 08:48pm | 5 comments

Godzilla movie review: sympathy for Gojira

Mon May 12 2014, 09:28pm | 248 comments

Pompeii rating: yellow light

Wed Apr 30 2014, 07:57pm | 3 comments

Noah review: The Bible Episode IV: A New Hope

Sun Mar 30 2014, 09:21pm | 31 comments

Odd Thomas review: tonight, on a very special episode…

Fri Mar 07 2014, 04:13pm | 2 comments

Non-Stop review: your popcorn bucket doubles as a floatation device

Fri Feb 28 2014, 04:12pm | 11 comments

Stalingrad review: life among the ruins

Thu Feb 20 2014, 11:01pm | 15 comments

The Lego Movie review: take the brick pill

Wed Feb 12 2014, 11:49pm | 34 comments

After the Dark review: most illogical

Fri Feb 07 2014, 09:03pm | 7 comments

Parkland review (London Film Festival)

Thu Nov 21 2013, 01:26pm | 4 comments

Gravity review: nowhere to go but down (London Film Festival)

Fri Nov 08 2013, 01:18pm | 43 comments

The Colony review

Mon Sep 23 2013, 08:33am | 3 comments

The World’s End review: the very bitter (and lager) end

Fri Jul 19 2013, 04:54pm | 8 comments

Pacific Rim review: the world goes to war

Fri Jul 12 2013, 01:45pm | 55 comments

Best Friends Forever review: the end of the world as women see it

Thu Jul 11 2013, 02:42pm | 1 comment

World War Z review: mutated Hollywood ebola

Wed Jun 19 2013, 08:26pm | 16 comments

This Is The End review: supergood

Sun Jun 09 2013, 11:31pm | 18 comments

feel the rush of endorkins (Star Trek Into Darkness review)

Wed May 08 2013, 09:09pm | 106 comments

Jetsons parody or Ikea commercial? (Oblivion review)

Fri Apr 12 2013, 11:15pm | 23 comments

The Croods (review)

Wed Mar 20 2013, 10:49pm | 30 comments

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