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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

Bad Santa 2 movie review: been there, done that, licked the candy cane lasciviously

Thu Nov 24 2016, 02:52pm | 0 comments

Antibirth movie review: bad baby bad

Wed Oct 05 2016, 08:28pm | 6 comments

Ghostbusters movie review: boo yeah!

Tue Jul 12 2016, 08:05pm | 95 comments

The Boss movie review: hooray for girl power (boo for nowhere near enough)

Thu Jun 09 2016, 01:51pm | 0 comments

Bite movie review: it has no bite at all, actually

Tue May 10 2016, 04:18pm | 2 comments

Bad Neighbours 2 (aka Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising) movie review: the misbehaving girls next door

Mon May 09 2016, 07:51pm | 2 comments

Hot Pursuit movie review: nice rack and ruin

Mon Mar 21 2016, 01:53pm | 9 comments

Dope movie review: not your typical high-school comedy

Mon Mar 14 2016, 07:56pm | 0 comments

Grimsby (aka The Brothers Grimsby) movie review: grim indeed

Fri Mar 04 2016, 09:04pm | 7 comments

The Green Inferno movie review: kill it with fire

Sat Feb 20 2016, 05:58pm | 8 comments

Ride Along 2 movie review: don’t get in this car

Fri Jan 22 2016, 07:23pm | 3 comments

Sisters movie review: women are messed-up people too

Tue Dec 15 2015, 01:14pm | 8 comments

The Night Before movie review: twas the bromance before Christmas

Wed Dec 09 2015, 08:57pm | 1 comment

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse movie review: be prepared… to throw it in the campfire

Thu Nov 05 2015, 09:30pm | 0 comments

Vacation movie review: stay home

Fri Aug 21 2015, 10:30am | 9 comments

Ted 2 movie review: Hasbro-mance

Thu Jul 09 2015, 10:31pm | 9 comments

The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) movie review: cruel intentions

Wed May 27 2015, 07:45pm | 14 comments

Pitch Perfect 2 movie review: out of tune

Thu May 14 2015, 07:17pm | 5 comments

Two by Two: Ooops… The Ark Has Gone (aka Two by Two: God’s Little Creatures, aka All Creatures Big and Small) movie review: global apocalypse, you know, for kids

Fri May 01 2015, 09:23pm | 13 comments

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 movie review: time to say goodbye

Thu Apr 09 2015, 11:16am | 8 comments

Get Hard movie review: go directly to jail

Thu Mar 26 2015, 07:56pm | 12 comments

Unfinished Business movie review: business trip-up

Fri Mar 06 2015, 10:24am | 10 comments

The Wedding Ringer movie review: manfriendwhore for sale

Fri Feb 20 2015, 04:49pm | 17 comments

Mortdecai movie review: stinking mishap

Thu Jan 22 2015, 03:46pm | 7 comments

Horrible Bosses 2 movie review: the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad sequel

Mon Nov 24 2014, 09:24pm | 8 comments

What We Do in the Shadows movie review: there will be blood

Wed Nov 19 2014, 03:33pm | 12 comments

The Boxtrolls movie review: avert your eyes

Thu Sep 11 2014, 03:51pm | 13 comments

Sex Tape movie review: for shame

Thu Sep 04 2014, 04:54pm | 7 comments

Obvious Child movie review: it doesn’t care if you like it

Fri Aug 29 2014, 02:39pm | 6 comments

Tammy movie review: women behaving badly

Thu Jul 03 2014, 01:40pm | 16 comments

They Came Together movie rating: green light

Sun Jun 29 2014, 09:16pm | 11 comments

A Million Ways to Die in the West movie review: “nice guys” need to shut up

Thu May 29 2014, 11:04pm | 107 comments

Blended movie review: smug addiction

Thu May 22 2014, 10:55am | 47 comments

Bad Neighbours (aka Neighbors) movie review: stubbing your brain

Sat May 03 2014, 06:57pm | 49 comments

The Other Woman review: sex and the infidelity

Wed Apr 23 2014, 09:01pm | 38 comments

That Awkward Moment review: I want a shower, I want to be hosed down

Fri Jan 31 2014, 02:00am | 1 comment

Machete Kills review: justice is bloody (hilarious)

Sun Oct 06 2013, 10:49pm | 11 comments

Jewtopia review

Fri Sep 20 2013, 10:24pm | 3 comments

Hell Baby review: what the hell?

Wed Aug 28 2013, 05:50pm | 3 comments

Grown Ups 2 review: Adam Sandler’s Happy Funtime Circle Jerk

Sun Aug 25 2013, 07:44pm | 8 comments

We’re the Millers review: broken bad

Thu Aug 22 2013, 06:32pm | 11 comments

Kick-Ass 2 review: the mask is empty

Tue Aug 13 2013, 09:34pm | 92 comments

This Is The End review: supergood

Sun Jun 09 2013, 11:31pm | 18 comments

I Give It a Year (review)

Fri Feb 08 2013, 12:43am | 21 comments

Movie 43 (review)

Fri Jan 25 2013, 05:38pm | 18 comments

That’s My Boy (review)

Wed Jan 23 2013, 12:16am | 82 comments

Parental Guidance (review)

Tue Dec 25 2012, 12:42am | 12 comments

Pitch Perfect (review)

Mon Dec 17 2012, 07:04pm | 9 comments

Starbuck (review)

Fri Nov 23 2012, 01:43pm | 2 comments

Fun Size (review)

Thu Nov 01 2012, 10:43pm | 1 comment

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