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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

Antibirth movie review: bad baby bad

Wed Oct 05 2016, 08:28pm | 6 comments

#LFF2016: Down Under, Indivisible, Wild

Thu Sep 22 2016, 10:55pm | 0 comments

The Girl with All the Gifts movie review: I believe the children are our future…

Mon Sep 19 2016, 08:50pm | 10 comments

Blair Witch movie review: more like blah witch…

Wed Sep 14 2016, 12:33pm | 4 comments

Morgan movie review: AI why?

Mon Sep 05 2016, 05:18pm | 1 comment

The Purge: Election Year movie review: soylent green is Donald Trump!

Fri Aug 26 2016, 12:04pm | 3 comments

The Shallows movie review: she’s gonna need a bigger surfboard

Fri Aug 12 2016, 11:46am | 13 comments

Train to Busan (Busanhaeng) movie review: delays due to zombies

Sat Jul 23 2016, 08:03pm | 16 comments

Ghostbusters movie review: boo yeah!

Tue Jul 12 2016, 08:05pm | 95 comments

The Conjuring 2 movie review: haunting only in its disjointed bulkiness

Wed Jun 08 2016, 01:07pm | 4 comments

The Invitation movie review: do not turn this one down

Thu May 12 2016, 09:18pm | 3 comments

Bite movie review: it has no bite at all, actually

Tue May 10 2016, 04:18pm | 2 comments

The Act of Killing and The Look of Silence documentaries review: when horror doesn’t destroy humanity

Mon Feb 29 2016, 03:39am | 5 comments

Son of Saul movie review: how to remain human

Wed Feb 24 2016, 08:14pm | 1 comment

The Green Inferno movie review: kill it with fire

Sat Feb 20 2016, 05:58pm | 8 comments

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie review: ironically, it has no brains

Fri Feb 19 2016, 08:02pm | 19 comments

The Witch movie review: casts a good spell… and then a bad one

Mon Feb 15 2016, 01:20pm | 35 comments

Regression movie review: no thanks for the memories

Tue Feb 02 2016, 04:52pm | 3 comments

The Hateful Eight movie review: all hat, no cattle

Mon Jan 11 2016, 03:55pm | 30 comments

The Revenant movie review: an extreme walk in the woods

Mon Dec 28 2015, 12:42pm | 14 comments

Krampus movie review: holiday horror

Mon Dec 07 2015, 04:44pm | 11 comments

Victor Frankenstein movie review: monster mush

Fri Dec 04 2015, 01:22pm | 12 comments

High-Rise movie review: afterscape in the sky (#LFF2015)

Thu Nov 19 2015, 01:01pm | 1 comment

The Hallow movie review: misses the forest for the trees

Fri Nov 13 2015, 03:37pm | 1 comment

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse movie review: be prepared… to throw it in the campfire

Thu Nov 05 2015, 09:30pm | 0 comments

Tales of Halloween movie review: buckets of blood, and lots of laughs

Sun Nov 01 2015, 08:09pm | 0 comments

The Vatican Tapes movie review: to the devil with it

Fri Oct 30 2015, 01:58pm | 1 comment

The Keeping Room movie review: a place that women know

Thu Oct 29 2015, 04:59pm | 5 comments

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension movie review: beyond the pale

Thu Oct 22 2015, 07:45pm | 4 comments

The Last Witch Hunter movie review: burn it at the stake

Wed Oct 21 2015, 09:49pm | 5 comments

Goosebumps movie review: stick with the books (#LFF2015)

Wed Oct 21 2015, 06:17pm | 5 comments

Crimson Peak movie review: humorous gruesome

Thu Oct 15 2015, 03:00pm | 11 comments

Green Room movie review: waiting-room hell (#LFF2015)

Tue Oct 13 2015, 08:18pm | 1 comment

Room movie review: the world through new eyes (#LFF2015)

Sat Oct 10 2015, 07:17pm | 6 comments

The Visit movie review: grandma’s house (of horrors?)

Wed Sep 09 2015, 04:28pm | 15 comments

Sinister 2 movie review: baloney Boogeyman

Fri Aug 21 2015, 07:56pm | 7 comments

Harbinger Down movie rating: red light

Fri Aug 07 2015, 09:45pm | 1 comment

The Gallows movie review: hang it high

Wed Jul 22 2015, 01:06pm | 2 comments

Closer to God movie review: far from heaven

Fri Jul 03 2015, 09:35pm | 0 comments

Maggie movie review: sympathy for the zombie’s dad

Wed Jun 17 2015, 10:14pm | 5 comments

The Lazarus Effect movie review: flatlined horror

Wed Jun 17 2015, 08:04pm | 3 comments

Insidious: Chapter 3 and We Are Still Here movie(s) review: gray horror

Tue Jun 09 2015, 04:23pm | 1 comment

The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) movie review: cruel intentions

Wed May 27 2015, 07:45pm | 14 comments

Poltergeist movie review: they’re here (remakes, that is)

Fri May 22 2015, 08:59am | 9 comments

Unfriended movie review: the call is coming from inside Facebook!

Thu Apr 30 2015, 09:29pm | 16 comments

The Town That Dreaded Sundown movie review: self-slashing

Wed Apr 15 2015, 09:08pm | 4 comments

Spring movie review: she’s waaay out of his league

Fri Apr 03 2015, 09:28pm | 143 comments

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night movie review: blood pressure

Tue Mar 31 2015, 07:48pm | 4 comments

The Voices movie review: losing my cool

Wed Mar 25 2015, 12:39pm | 177 comments

Ejecta movie review: ech file

Fri Feb 27 2015, 06:08pm | 2 comments

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