obsession boyfriend i'm psyched     i'm dreading enemy

(need an explanation?)

advertisements


 
 
reviews Thu May 03 01, 11:47PM

Stargate (review)

Lost in the Desert

A dig in the Egyptian desert unearths a mysterious and powerful artifact, which ends up warehoused for decades.

An iconoclastic expert of ancient histories and languages is approached by the U.S. military for help on a top-secret project related to his area of expertise.

I bet Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich like Raiders of the Lost Ark a whole bunch.

(more below the ad... scroll down...)

Their movie machine -- Devlin is a writer and producer, Emmerich is a director and producer -- would later bring us the likes of Independence Day, Godzilla, and The Patriot, but 1994's Stargate was one of their early attempts to out-Spielberg Spielberg. They especially seem to enjoy ripping off Spielberg's patented Slack-Jawed Look of Amazement and Wonder in the Face of Amazing and Wondrous Things (see: Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Jurassic Park, and just about every Spielberg flick in between), which shows up a lot in Stargate.

James Spader (Supernova, Bob Roberts), back when he was really cute, is Dr. Daniel Jackson, a linguist and Egyptologist with some radical ideas about the Great Pyramids whom the U.S. Air Force shanghais into their hush-hush project. In the 1920s, a European expedition dug up a big-ass metal ring covered with undecipherable hieroglyphics. How this thing ended up at a secret installation under an American mountain is a mystery, too, but today -- or, rather, in 1994 -- Jackson has been brought in to figure the damn thing out -- or, rather, to figure out how to make the damn thing work, because the gubmint types have a pretty good idea what the big-ass ring is supposed to do.

The first half of Stargate is a fairly interesting SF variation on Raiders Of the Lost Ark, actually, as the ring turns out to be a wormhole generator, connecting Earth with a planet on the other side of the universe -- plus the first hour of the film focuses mostly on Daniel, who's nigh on the only interesting or developed character in the film. But as the military starts really sticking its nose in, and a commando team led by the square-jawed and stolid Colonel Jack O'Neil (Kurt Russell: 3000 Miles to Graceland, Soldier) journeys through the Stargate for a recce, well, the downslide is all but inevitable. The distant planet turns out to be inhabited by... humans, whose ancestors were dragged there millennia earlier by a nasty alien called Ra (Jaye Davidson), who travels around in a pyramid-shaped spaceship and enslaves people and generally misbehaves. Stargate kinda turns into Indiana Jones meets a particularly bad episode of Doctor Who. With shooting. Lots and lots of shooting. And some explosions thrown in for good measure.

So what starts out as not the same-old, same-old sci-fi quickly degenerates into the same-old, same-old action-movie gunplay, and all the potentially interesting ideas the film introduces end up virtually unexplored. I hated this film the first time out, when I saw it during its original theatrical run, for all the possibility that it wastes. Now, it plays much better as a prelude to the absolutely wonderful Showtime Original series -- Stargate SG1, the best SF on TV right now -- which takes all the juicy material here that Devlin and Emmerich set up and subsequently ignored, and runs with it to create a cohesive, expansive, and -- most importantly -- original mytho-SF playground to explore. Of course, it's much too large a playground for any single film to roam, but Stargate barely even tries.

viewed at home on a small screen
rated PG-13
IMDB
(more below the ad... scroll down...)



who I am


I'm MaryAnn Johanson: writer and ponderer in New York City who drinks too much wine and thinks way too much about such inconsequences as movies, TV, books, and the meaning of life.
[email me]

• contributor, Film.com
• member, Online Film Critics Society
• member, Alliance of Women Film Journalists
• member, International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
• visit my scratchpad blog, MaryAnnJohanson.com

photo by David Speranza

(postings feed)

Add to Technorati Favorites

monthly archives

recent screenings and hot movies

just opened (U.S.)
green for go Body of Lies
green for go RocknRolla
green for go Good Dick
green for go Happy-Go-Lucky
just opened (U.K.)
red for no The House Bunny
box office top 5 (U.S.)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
red for no Eagle Eye
green for go Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Nights in Rodanthe
yellow for maybe Appaloosa
top limited releases (U.S.)
green for go Religulous
yellow for maybe The Duchess
green for go Choke
yellow for maybe Vicky Cristina Barcelona
green for go Rachel Getting Married
box office top 5 (U.K.)
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
Taken
green for go Tropic Thunder
yellow for maybe Mamma Mia!
red for no Death Race
coming soon (U.S.)
green for go The Secret Life of Bees
now playing (U.S.)
green for go Blindness
green for go Lakeview Terrace
green for go Burn After Reading
red for no Miracle at St. Anna
green for go Igor
red for no Righteous Kill
red for no Fly Me to the Moon
red for no Ghost Town
yellow for maybe Hounddog
green for go Battle in Seattle
red for no The Women
green for go Tropic Thunder
green for go Traitor
green for go I.O.U.S.A.
green for go Trouble the Water

2008 screening log

new on dvd

10.07 (Region 1)
green for go The Visitor [buy]
green for go Boy A [buy]
green for go Four Minutes (Vier Minuten) [buy]
green for go You Don't Mess With the Zohan [buy]
yellow for maybe Paranoid Park [buy]
red for no Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer [buy]
red for no The Happening [buy]
green for go Mobile [buy]
green for go Robot Chicken: Season Three [buy]
green for go The Sarah Jane Adventures: The Complete 1st Season [buy]
green for go Doctor Who: A Trial of the Time Lord [buy]
green for go Doctor Who: The Brain of Morbius [buy]
green for go You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown [buy]
green for go A Charlie Brown Christmas [buy]
green for go A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving [buy]
green for go Mission Impossible: Five TV Season Pack [buy]
10.06 (Region 2)
green for go Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street [buy]
green for go War Dance [buy]
green for go Lake of Fire [buy]
yellow for maybe Felon [buy]
green for go Battlestar Galactica: Season 4 [buy]
green for go Battlestar Galactica - Series 1-4 - Complete [buy]
green for go Star Wars - Prequel Trilogy [buy]
green for go Star Wars - The Original Trilogy [buy]
green for go Moonlighting - Complete Seasons 1 and 2 [buy]
green for go The Nightmare Before Christmas - 2 Disc Super Premium Edition [buy]
09.30 (Region 1)
green for go Iron Man [buy]
green for go Taxi to the Dark Side [buy]
red for no Chapter 27 [buy]
red for no Forgetting Sarah Marshall [buy]
green for go Trial & Retribution: Set 1 [buy]
green for go Beauty and the Beast: The Complete Series [buy]
green for go Broken Trail [buy]
09.29 (Region 2)
green for go Mongol [buy]
green for go Zodiac: Director's Cut [buy]
green for go The Tracey Fragments [buy]
green for go Snow Cake [buy]
green for go The Dead Girl [buy]
yellow for maybe Cassandra's Dream [buy]
red for no Made of Honor [buy]
red for no Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer [buy]
red for no Smiley Face [buy]
green for go Jericho: Series 2 [buy]
green for go Doctor Who: The Trial of a Time Lord [buy]
09.23 (Region 1)
green for go Run, Fat Boy, Run [buy]
red for no Sex and the City: The Movie [buy]
green for go Peanuts Holiday Collection (It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown / A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving / A Charlie Brown Christmas) [buy]
green for go Schoolhouse Rock: The Election Collection [buy]
green for go The Godfather - The Coppola Restoration [buy]
green for go Horatio Hornblower: Collector's Edition [buy]
green for go The Transporter (Two-Disc Special Delivery Edition) [buy]
green for go Office Space (Two-Disc Special Edition) [buy]
09.22 (Region 2)
green for go Gone Baby Gone [buy]
green for go Honeydripper [buy]
green for go Manufactured Landscapes [buy]
red for no Sex and the City: The Movie [buy]
red for no Heartbeat Detector [buy]
red for no Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins [buy]
green for go Law and Order - Special Victims Unit - Series 6 [buy]
green for go CHiPs - Complete Season 2 [buy]
green for go The Breakfast Club - 2 Disc Special Edition [buy]
green for go John Hughes High School Year Book - Weird Science / Sixteen Candles / The Breakfast Club [buy]

my book (Amazon U.S.)

my book (Amazon U.K.)

advertisements

search

Google
flickfilosopher.com
web