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Missssterrrr Aragorn...
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*inclines head nobly*
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So like the visage of Elrond... and yet not.
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Perhaps our eyes are cheated by some spell...
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Yooooou people disgust me. All of you. You think you're so superior.
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This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn and heir to the throne of Gondor!
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Gondor has no king.
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King of Gondor?
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Shut up, Pip.
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*winks at Aragorn*
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King of Gondor?
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Oh, Sam...
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*belch*
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King of Gondor? King of a puny subroutine.
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Merry...?
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He's a program, Pip.
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A what?
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He's nothing more than a sniveling worm, Peregrin Took. Be gone, foul servant of evil!
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You cannot defy me! I am the wielder of the flame of Linux, keeper of open source magic! Return to the shadowy server from whence you came!
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And you Wizards are the worst! Ack! Men and Elves and Dwarves and Hobbits... you were a cancer on the face of Middle-earth, and that's why we herded you into this massive multiplayer game.
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He's a villain, Mr. Frodo!
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Oh, Sam...
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I can't stand it, having to descend into this subroutine. The stench is repulsive.
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That's Gimli.
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*belch*
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And now this...
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*inclines head nobly*
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...pathetic excuse for a non-player character decides to invent a throne and a kingdom for himself. The arrogance of Men is appalling.
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This is Isildur's Heir! He is the last of the Dunedain, in whose veins the blood of Numenor still flows! You owe him your allegiance!
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Owe him? He's lucky I didn't post the Realm of Gondor on eBay and sell it to the highest bidder. Do you have any idea how rabid these MMPGers are? This is a far kinder fate, not that he deserves it--
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It appears there is only one way out of this! You all must eat some red lembas, quickly.
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O lembas, glorious elvish foodcraft!
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Lembas! Yum!
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Lembas! Yum!
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Red lembas bread? Not bad.
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Oh, Sam...
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*belch*
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I would not see the Realm of Gondor auctioned off. *eats lembas* We must never let Faramir hear of this eBay...
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*inclines head nobly, eats lembas*
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