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win a prize pack from ‘The Hills Have Eyes’ (now closed)

NOW CLOSED. WINNER: Christina. Click through to read the winning caption.

THE RULES: If you have not won a prize in one of my caption contests or gimme giveaways in 2006*, and you have a United States mailing address, you’re eligible to win. If one or both of those rules exclude you but you’re moved by the muse of comedy, feel free to send me a caption anyway — you might get an honorable mention… but let me know you’re entering only for fun. (*Micropatrons who’ve snagged some exclusive micropatron goodies are eligible to win one of these prizes.)

Oh, two more simple rules: 1) Be clever, be original, make me giggle. 2) One entry per person.
To celebrate the release of the horror remake The Hills Have Eyes, I’ve got a prize pack of goodies from the film to give away, courtesy of Fox Searchlight. Here’s the scoop on the movie from Fox:

From deep within the brilliant imagination of film master Wes Craven comes a reinterpretation of his 1977 cult classic THE HILLS HAVE EYES. With Craven in a producing role, the cutting-edge filmmakers behind High Tension, Alexandre Aja (as director/writer) and Gregory Levasseur (as writer), have refashioned Craven’s chilling story so that it may terrify yet another generation of film-goers.

A family road trip goes terrifyingly awry when the travelers become stranded in a government atomic zone. Miles from nowhere, the Carters soon realize the seemingly uninhabited wasteland is actually the breeding ground of a blood-thirsty mutant family…and they are the prey.

Click here for my review of the film. Or visit the film’s official site and watch a trailer.

To enter to win the prize pack, send a funny caption for this still from the film:

Christina’s winning caption: “I am so glad my wife didn’t talk me into getting that damn poodle”

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