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win a ‘Slither’ prize pack (now closed)

NOW CLOSED. WINNER: Tom. Click through to read the winning caption.

WIN: a prize pack from the new SF comedy horror flick Slither

HOW: write a funny caption for an image from the film

THE RULES: If you have not won a prize in one of my caption contests or gimme giveaways in 2006*, and you have a United States mailing address, you’re eligible to win. If one or both of those rules exclude you but you’re moved by the muse of comedy, feel free to send me a caption anyway — you might get an honorable mention… but let me know you’re entering only for fun. (*Micropatrons who’ve snagged some exclusive micropatron goodies are eligible to win one of these prizes.)

Oh, two more simple rules: 1) Be clever, be original, make me giggle. 2) One entry per person.
To celebrate the release of the new science fiction horror comedy Slither, starring Elizabeth Banks and Firefly’s Nathan Fillion, I’ve got a prize pack of goodies from the film to give away, courtesy of Universal Pictures. Here’s the scoop on the movie from Universal:

Slither is an edgy blend of heart-stopping terror, wry humor and surprising humanity from genre-bending screenwriter James Gunn, whose Dawn of the Dead became one of 2004’s most surprising hits. The sleepy town of Wheelsy could be any small town in America–somewhat quaint and gentle, peopled with friendly folks who mind their own business. But just beneath the surface charm, something unnamed and evil has arrived…and is growing. No one seems to notice as telephone poles become clogged with missing pet flyers, or when one of the town’s richest citizens, Grant Grant (Michael Rooker), begins to act strangely. But when farmers’ livestock turn up horribly mutilated and a young woman goes missing, Sheriff Bill Pardy (Nathan Fillion) and his team, aided by Grant’s wife Starla (Elizabeth Banks), uncover the dark force laying siege to their town…and come face-to-face with an older-than-time organism intent on absorbing and devouring all life on Earth.

Visit the official site. Watch the teaser trailer: Windows Media (small/medium/large) or QuickTime (small/medium/large). Watch the theatrical trailer: Windows Media (small/medium/large) or QuickTime (small/medium/large).

Read my review here.

To enter to win the prize pack, send a funny caption for this still from the movie:

Tom’s winning caption: “Harold would not admit that his attempt to outdo his neighbor who ran a vehicle on vegetable oil was just another of his bad ideas.”

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