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win a prize pack from the new film ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning’ (now closed)

NOW CLOSED. WINNERS: Phil, Michelle, and Fred. Click through for their winning captions.

WIN: one of three prize packs consisting of a T-shirt, a key chain, and a DVD of the 2003 TCM film from the new flick The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

HOW: write a funny caption for an image from the movie

THE RULES: If you have not won a prize in one of my caption contests or gimme giveaways in 2006*, and you have a United States mailing address, you’re eligible to win. If one or both of those rules exclude you but you’re moved by the muse of comedy, feel free to send me a caption anyway — you might get an honorable mention… but let me know you’re entering only for fun. (*Micropatrons who’ve snagged some exclusive micropatron goodies are eligible to win one of these prizes.)

Oh, two more simple rules: 1) Be clever, be original, make me giggle. 2) One entry per person.
New Line Cinema’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is in theaters starting today, October 6. I’ve got three prize packs — consisting of a T-shirt, a key chain, and a DVD of the 2003 TCM film — to give away, courtesy of New Line.

My review of the film is here.

Visit the movie’s official site.

To enter to win, send a funny caption for this still from TCM:

Phil’s winning caption: “Does anyone need to go pee before we leave?”

Michelle’s winning caption: “Excuse me, can you all tell me how to get to the police station?”

Fred’s winning caption: “Now then, we’ll just wait here until someone tells me who took my doughnuts”

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