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cultural vandal | by maryann johanson

10 years of Flick Filosopher: bringing new meaning to the phrase “to bomb”

It’s one of my favorite trashings of a bad, bad movie. From my review of Pearl Harbor:

And now your Movietone newsreel! Dateline: Hollywood. The enemy continues his vicious and unprovoked attack on all that is right and good and decent in America with renewed vigor! As General Von Bruckheimer and Baynito Michaelini jointly launch an assault unprecedented in its force and duration, hundreds of horrified citizens are crushed in the panicked stampede to escape! But with millions of other unlucky Americans transfixed by the hypnotic powers of evil, an end to their reign of terror is not in sight! To the underground resistance battling the enemy, we say, Keep up the fight, and godspeed to you!

review of Pearl Harbor, posted 05.24.01

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