I am a blogger in pajamas. No, seriously, I am, right now, in my pajamas. It’s totally true. I’m not in my parents’ basement, however. My parents don’t have a basement, and I haven’t lived there for 20 years anyway.
On the other hand, it’s also totally true that my reviews written while I am in pajamas have been scientifically demonstrated to be 67.3 percent more bullshit than the ones written when I am not in pajamas. (We controlled for the basement factor by having me write some reviews in pajamas while sitting on the stoop outside, which is as close as I can come to a basement in my apartment house.) I’m sure all my dear readers are perfectly able to determine which reviews were written by me in pajamas, and which reviews were not. I think you’re all smart enough to make those distinctions for yourselves.