Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: We do not negotiate with Decepticons, okay? Let’s roll.
My Sister’s Keeper: Have you heard? It’s very sad when people die of cancer. I had no idea. So glad someone told me.
The Hurt Locker: Maybe we could send Jeremy Renner to disarm that bit of the Allspark Shia found in his sweatshirt. Or maybe we should let Kathryn Bigelow direct the next Transformers movie, and then it’ll actually rock the way Michael Bay thinks it does. [trailer]
Cheri: Michelle Pfeiffer as an aging courtesan in turn-of-the-20th-century Paris. You won’t believe what she can do with a baguette. [trailer]
The Stoning of Soraya M.: She probably deserved it, what with having been stupid enough to be born a woman and all… [trailer]
Surveillance: Bill Pullman and Julia Ormond as FBI agents on the trailer of a serial killer. If only Osama Bin Laden was a movie maniac, we’d have caught him by now. [trailer]