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W… WHAT’S THE PLAN?
Seriously. What are those little fuckers getting up to? Squirrely little bastards.
I got one of these a few weeks ago. I thought it was cute, until I started charging it and that glowing central light started pulsing…pulsing…pulsing… Like a dark heart coming to life, looking to feed…
So I named it Zathras. Took the scary right out. ;)
I fear the plan. Then again I have an irrational fear of Roombas in general.
This isn’t common knowledge, and I don’t want you to be frightened… but the Roombas… they look like us now.