Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
“Do I look like the kind of merchant who offers an extended warranty?”:
Samuel Goldwyn Films and Destination Films tell us about the movie:
Set in modern day Britain, HARRY BROWN follows one man’s journey through a chaotic world where teenage violence runs rampant. As a modest, law abiding citizen, Brown lives alone. His only companion is his best friend Leonard. When Leonard is killed, Brown reaches his breaking point. HARRY BROWN is a powerful, character driven thriller starring two-time Academy Award® winner Michael Caine in a tour-de-force performance.
Harry Brown is now available in the U.K. on Region 2 DVD; it opens in the U.S. and Canada on April 30.
Visit Harry Brown’s IMDB page or official site for more info. Watch the trailer.
Caption away…
“Master Wayne, have you really given thought this whole vigilante business through?”
“I had the gun loaded. I had it THIS far from pointed at my own temple…and then the movie finally ended. I’m tellin’ you, man, don’t ever make me watch Jaws 4 again!”
“Have you got anything which will blow doors off?”
“I’m covered in tattoos and holding a semi-automatic pistol, and you’re just sitting there . . . how is it that you still look tougher than me?”
It is said that the knife of a zen butcher never needs sharpening.
“…and this was Frank Sinatra’s own cigarette lighter!”
“If you hold it like this, it plays the theme from ‘Love Boat'”
“…and I use it like this as a mirror to do my hair”
“Holes in the ceiling? Guess why!”
“…and you get this for free, if you buy the entire ‘Run-Amok’ set”
“Not state of the art Batman equipment? Come ON!”
Thought balloon from Caine: “Keep repeating, you get paid the same for a bad film as you do for a good one.”