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film criticism by maryann johanson | since 1997

fresh faces? in what universe?

Gotta love the IMDB’s Fresh Faces gallery, which features headshots of young actors hoping to break in: Every single of one them looks like someone who’s already famous. There’s nothing fresh about them, which was totally obvious today, when the site’s “Born Today” celeb, Sarah Jessica Parker, was pictured just above today’s “Fresh Face,” Kindall Kolins:

I mean nothing disparaging of either Parker or Kolins, but come on: Kolins could well be Parker’s little sister, or daughter, they look so much alike. What’s “fresh” about that? Gabourey Sidibe has a fresh face. Jay Baruchel has a fresh face. What’s fresh about new faces that look exactly like the old faces?

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