It appears that His Gorgeousness Patrick Wilson is appearing in, The Switch, the upcoming and gotta-be-appalling movie about Jason Bateman’s semen. Which should mean that I will be able to refrain from going on a shooting spree while the movie is in progress. Hopefully, every time I feel the urge to murder — say, during what is sure to be one of Jennifer Aniston’s 187 supposed-to-be-adorable temper tantrums — this will appear onscreen:
and I will instantly melt into goo.
I sat next to Wilson at a press thing once, for Lakeview Terrace. It took all my self-control not to reach out and touch him. He talked about such things as being able to discuss the philosophy of Star Wars for hours. In other words: the man is a dork. Which is why he rocked that Nightowl costume in Watchmen:
Though he looked awful nice without it, too:
I’m posting pictures like these every weekday, of a man who is attractive and desirable, because I like to look, dammit — and because the female gaze doesn’t have to be such serious business.
(If you have a suggestion for someone we should female-gaze at, feel free to email me with a name or a link to a particular photo.)