Ah, there’s no sign of forced entry. But the street lights are flickering and birds are going kamikaze on the windows. Fortunately, there’s a guy who has an explanation for them. The truth is terrifying: their house is a magnet for a terrible collection of horror film clichés.
Scott Stewart made the intriguing Priest (which I took a lot of flack for liking), but he also made the ridiculous Legion. So I’m not too hopeful here.
