1. Kick-Ass 2 review: the mask is empty [premium]
2. Planes review: crash commercialism [premium]
3. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters review: clash-of-the-titan babies
4. Doctor Who thing: the notion of sleeping with the Doctor is suddenly unappealing
5. “why doesn’t Hollywood want a Wonder Woman film?”
6. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa review: tamed bear
7. what “missing” film would you most like to see, and why?
8. why has Anchor Bay dick-washed and whitewashed The Sapphires? (final? update)
9. a feminist film critic defends the Onion’s Quvenzhané Wallis tweet
