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die hard is a xmas movie | by maryann johanson

remedying Michael Bay’s failure to adequately ogle Mark Wahlberg in Transformers

Because Transformers: Age of Extinction is all this:

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(Yes, that is an actual shot from the movie. This is something Bay does not cut quickly away from.)

There is, of course, no similar shot of Mark Wahlberg (or of young pup Jack Reynor). But at least our gaze can linger on a still:

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Stupid sexist Michael Bay.


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